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March Horoscopes

Aries - (March 21 – April 19) Pay attention to others. Empathy my friend; live it and spread it &
you won’t regret it. Btw:  don’t forget to put your
name on your work.

 

Taurus - (April 20 – May 20) Symptoms include but
may vary: frustrations, irritability, diarrhea
& even death, but stay strong &
focused on your goals.  Ask a doctor if
symptoms persist.

 

Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) Take it ee-easy mon, chill out
don’t overwork yourself out or you
will gain weight, just saying.

 

Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) You don’t have cancer…or do you?
You worrywart, focus on the now not
the future nor the past, the sun
always comes back up.

 

Leo – (July 23 – August 22) Calm the french toast down!
Why so tense? Don’t let others get
you on edge! Happy thoughts & breathe,
BREATHE I said!

 

Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) Come on buddy, come on we both know
they’re not the one, they’re your week crush.
But knowing this, stay positive, the world
isn’t as grey as it looks.

 

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Listen close, Libra la vibra! It’s not a
serious commitment so chill out,
you know what it is! Let the good
vibes in, but know your limits.

 

Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) Little things will make you blow
the fudge up so don’t focus on
them as much, think before you
react.

 

Sagittarius - (November 22 – December 21) Ever notice it says
Sag-it-tarius? Who’s Tarius?
Anywho, take the lead & organize others
to help. Get yo’ thangs straight as well,
no one is flawless.

 

Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) Stress causing a hassle? Get a
stress ball, remember,
all things come to those who wait.
In other words, have patience. You
have some, so use it.

 

Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) Drink more water. Simple as that, trust
me, I’m a doctor. Ha, no I’m not so don’t
sue me. This month, you got the POWER!!
And it doesn’t come from Grayskull. Take
advantage, what are you waiting for, the grass
to grow?

 

Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) Intuition. Heard of it? Well guess what
chicken butt? The force is strong in this
one. And to clarify: I said intuition, not
superstition. I repeat intuition.

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