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HOGWARTS’ HOROSCOPES

Capricorn: Slytherin (December 22 – January 19) Great job at the Quidditch Match today! You stopped those bloody bludgers from hitting your keeper, and you may just have a shot at being in the Quidditch World Cup!

Aquarius: Gyrffindor  (January 20 – February 18) Ooh, that looks really bad! You got your leg crushed by the Womping Willow, and now you’re stuck in the hospital wing drinking pumpkin juice. YUCK! Next time try a spell to get your paper back.

Pisces: Hufflepuff (February 19 – March 20) Looks like somebody slipped a love potion into your drink this morning… better go visit Professor Slughorn for an antidote!

Aries: Ravenclaw (March 21- April 19) You just entered your name in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Good luck… you’re going to need it!

Taurus: Slytherin (April 20 – May 20) You will be stuck in the Forbidden Forest with Dementors roaming the place. You’re going to need the “Patronus Charm” to protect yourself. Remember, think of a happy memory as you recite “Expecto Patronum.”

Gemini: Gryffindor (May 21 – June 20) In Divination, you got an acorn and a sun in your tea cup. You are expected to have great happiness and unexpected gold!

Cancer: Hufflepuff (June 21 – July 20) In Herbology class, pay careful attention. You don’t want to fail your Ordinary Wizarding Level (OWL) Examination.

Leo: Ravenclaw (July 23 – August 22) You are the top student in “Defense Against the Dark Arts”. Now you have to beat Draco Malfoy in a duel to keep your rank!

Virgo: Slytherin (August 23 – September 22) Who are you asking to the Yule Ball? Better hurry quick! All the good ones are going fast!

Gryffindor: Libra (September 23 – October 22) Don’t worry about that Boggart, Professor Lupin will teach you a spell how to tame it.

Scorpio: Hufflepuff (October 23 – November 21) Cedric Diggory was such a good friend. You may even have had a crush on him. You’ll never forget that he taught you how to reveal the secret of the egg under water. For that, you are forever grateful.

Sagittarius: Ravenclaw (November 22 – December 21) You used the torture curse on a classmate, so now you might face expulsion. Better pack your stuff and say  good bye to Hogwarts.

 

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