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BELIEVE IT OR NOT: Teachers Get New Uniforms

As most of us know, the gym uniforms are incredibly popular at our school.  They are, by far, the best thing the school has come up with since my arrival.  It makes the kids look like a basketball team, ready to play full court.


But what about the teachers?   Why don’t they have uniforms like the students?  Shouldn’t they be models, wearing uniforms of their own with PRIDE?  Next year, the school has decided to institute a school-wide teacher-uniform policy in response to these concerns.  Teachers will wear gold uniforms with purple shorts with green stars.  The goal is to bring a little bit of Mardi Gras to Waukegan.


Mr.  Zoro Zoralous said, “I am so excited for my new swag.  I’ve already started wearing it after school and during the weekends. I’ve updated my Facebook page with some pics; check it out.   And go like the pic.”


With all that going on, the class that has all its kids in school uniforms and looks the best will win a free trip to see the Black Hawks or the Bulls play.  So if there are playoffs, you might have a chance to go and see them this year.  If your class doesn’t win, though, don’t be mad because you still have a chance to have one last reward.  At the end of the school year, we will have a Mardi Gras party, with all the teachers sporting their new purple, green, and gold swag.

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